I love it when you call me names.

blurry black & white photo of Dar


Darien (pronounced "Dare-in"; don't ask me why. Seriously. Don't.)
Där (rhymes with "far")
Dar-Dar
Dar-Lar
Dare Bear
Dare Bare
Dr. Love
Jellyfish (this is my power name)
Larkman
D-man (my brother coined this, and my sis-i-law and my nephew use this one)
Carlos (rare)
The Jackal (?)
Master P
ear boy
Mr. Big